please watch this video please watch this video please watch this video please watch this entire fucking god damn video
this is the most illegal thing i’ve seen in the entire history of wrestling
I can’t focus I can’t feel i need to fucking think
(AGGRESSIVELY CHICKEN DANCES TOWARDS YOU)
LOOK WHAT I MADE
i fucking snorted oh mY GOD
This is the most amazing thing oh my God
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
Louis CK nailing it every time.